Eleven people, ten men and one woman were clinging to a rope hanging down a helicopter. They decided one person had to let go or they would all die. The woman gave a touching speech about how she would give up her life to save the others because females were used to making sacrifices for their husbands and children and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.
A man staggered up to the pharmacy counter. "Would you give me something for my head?" the man asked. "Why?" the pharmacist said. "What would I do with it?"
Richard went in to a pet shop and said, "Can i buy a goldfish?"
"Do you want an aquarium?"said the man
"I dont care what star sign it is."said Richard. " Just give me the fish"
A male and female driver are involved in a horrific collision. Amazingly, they escape unhurt. As they crawl from the wreckage, the man notices that the woman is attractive. She turns to him and gushes, "We shouldn't have survived that. Maybe it's a sign that we're meant to be together."
"And look," she continues. "Thought my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine is intact. It's another sign. Let's drink to our love!"
"OK!" says the man, going with the moment. He drinks half the bottle and hands it back, "Your turn."
"No thanks," says the woman. "I think I'll just wait for the police."
No comments:
Post a Comment